{"id":3872,"date":"2014-11-12T15:35:30","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T23:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spiken.wpengine.com\/news\/repurpose-the-showare-as-police-hub\/"},"modified":"2016-10-23T11:35:34","modified_gmt":"2016-10-23T18:35:34","slug":"repurpose-the-showare-as-police-hub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/letters\/repurpose-the-showare-as-police-hub\/","title":{"rendered":"Repurpose the ShoWare as police hub"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes my epiphanies amaze even me. I am reading that the ShoWare Center is losing money faster than national Democrats are losing elected offices and that the pricey new police station for Kent is too costly for voters.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Some local politicians lecture us that the only plausible resolution to such problems is to raise the B&O tax and increase other taxes in sneaky ways as well.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

The police headquarters will be basically a simple office building. Where is it written that government workers need an office with a window? Repurpose the voluminous ShoWare Center as the Police HQ. Voila. Two problems with one stone. Or make the Kent Commons folks a deal and give them the ShoWare in return for their present facility adjacent to the Regional Justice Center.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Another epiphany has arrived. Like Elizabeth Warren, I am a tiny bit Native American. In fact, I think my obscure tribal identity was called the ShoWare tribe. The thing to do is give us Showares our own reservation. I will fill the floor of the under-used entertainment facility with slot machines! A pig’s ear will transform to a silk purse moneymaker! Voila, voila! Do not confuse this repeated exclamation with the town in Central Washington.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

\u2013 Michael L. Cook<\/strong><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sometimes my epiphanies amaze even me. I am reading that the ShoWare Center is losing money faster than national Democrats are losing elected offices and that the pricey new police station for Kent is too costly for voters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"yst_prominent_words":[],"class_list":["post-3872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3872"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=3872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}