{"id":13707,"date":"2011-03-25T11:17:44","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T18:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spiken.wpengine.com\/news\/att-and-t-mobile-merger-inspires-the-perfect-app\/"},"modified":"2016-10-23T22:05:31","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T05:05:31","slug":"att-and-t-mobile-merger-inspires-the-perfect-app","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/opinion\/att-and-t-mobile-merger-inspires-the-perfect-app\/","title":{"rendered":"AT&T and T-Mobile merger inspires the perfect app"},"content":{"rendered":"

The AT&T plan to purchase T-Mobile for a cool $39 billion has been hot news the past week.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I am hoping this means I will no longer need to stand in the street and wait for a cement truck to nearly run me over before I finally get those funny little connection bars.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Personally, I think an argument can be made that a couple of Dixie cups and a string works about as well as my cell phone.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I spend a lot of time getting annoyed with all the stuff my cell phone is supposed to do and never does.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Everyone I know has these hot new phones and apps. Apps \u2013 I love that usage. What it means is a fun thing on your phone that works on the third full moon after the druid solstice… maybe.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I did an article a couple of months ago about ghosts in the Black Diamond cemetery and for the first time I heard about a great new app.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

This company is supposed to come out with an app for cell phones to find ghosts.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Now that is a useful app.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t care about a phone app telling me where I am or where I am going or not going. I already know that and I would rather not be reminded.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

But, a ghost finder, that makes it all worth while.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

The ghost finder idea made a dim light go off for another great app.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

This app is for fathers only. I call it the boy-o-meter. I am certain this is a million dollar idea.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Test your daughter\u2019s potential little evil doers with the boy-o-meter.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I suggested my grand scheme to my daughter. I think she said I was crazy, but, I wasn\u2019t listening too closely.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I am convinced every father I know would love this app. A boy comes over, you take the phone out and wave it around and a bunch of red lights flash.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

\u201cAll right kid, red lights, you\u2019re out of here… and by the way there is a ghost standing behind you.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Imagine, cell phones that really work with useful apps. This world of cell phones and apps should get more and more interesting.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

I can hardly wait for this AT&T deal to go through.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

It\u2019s only another year of standing on the street dodging cement trucks and staring at the connection bars.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Plenty of time to develop that boy-o-meter app.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The AT&T plan to purchase T-Mobile for a cool $39 billion has been hot news the past week.
\nI am hoping this means I will no longer need to stand in the street and wait for a cement truck to nearly run me over before I finally get those funny little connection bars.
\nPersonally, I think an argument can be made that a couple of Dixie cups and a string works about as well as my cell phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":215,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"yst_prominent_words":[],"class_list":["post-13707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13707"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/215"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13707"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kentreporter.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=13707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}